Rorschart Test 

The abstract mess in ones underpants after one gambles on a fart and loses.

My Rorschart Test reminded me that I shouldn’t have had that airport sushi after the grande bean burrito.

I was looking at my Rorschart Test and it made me think...Corn? When did I have corn?

Rorschart Test by Themeparkguy May 29, 2020

Rorschach test 

"Inkblot tests", but not always with inkblots. They evalutate psychological health and such inaccurately, but are good enough to determine if someone has a serious problem.

T: What does this look like?
D: Dead people
T: And this?
D: Two guys hanging from trees, barfing blood.
T: And this one? *cringes*
D: It looks like you, but with blood everywhere around you.

Rorschach test by DLG June 29, 2003

rorshart test 

A sophisticated test of one's inner ego, as expressed by sharting onto a blank canvass from several feet away. It's uncertain where this practice first originated, but it is depicted in Pewpitre tribe drawings. According to these drawings, the tribe's shaman would concoct a natural laxative from ingredients such as plums and cherries. After consuming the mixture, a tribe member would then projectile shart onto a clean cave wall. The splatter pattern of the shart would then be interpreted by the shaman, to explain the soul of the sharter and/or foretell the future. A strong shart was always a good omen.

In later times, Freud famously conducted numerous experiences with rorshart tests, identifying a strong correlation between the splatts and chunkiness with various conditions of the inner ego (Oedipus complex).

I had really bad diarrhea the other night. The back of the toilet looked like a goddamn rorshart test!

rorshart test by thrashertm December 14, 2010

Rorschach test 

A method of analysis created by Hermann Rorschach. It is a psychological projective test of personality in which a subject's interpretations of ten standard abstract designs are analyzed as a measure of emotional and intellectual functioning and integration.

In Flowers for Algernon, Charlie failed the "raw shok" test.

Rorschach test by Break February 25, 2004

Rorschach Test 

A metal/industrial band from the 1990's, lead singer by the name of James Baker. Baker graduated from a seminary school, and turned to music after being defrocked for heresy. They made three albums, "The Eleventh" in 1996, "Unclean" in 1998, and "Peace Minus One" in 2000. Their lyrics centered around Sex, Crime, Prejudice, and Politics. Very much worth listening to if you like industrial music, and if you can find an album.

That Tulsa cop was looking offended when I blasted Peace Minus One by him at the light.

Don't put in the SOAD or Korn cd again... lets hear some Rorschach Test!

Rorschach Test by Oddman1980 April 13, 2009

Rorschach Test 

A Swiss psychological sabotoge technique. This test, developed in secret, admistered in secret, results analysed in secret and measures taken in secret is a way the Swiss promote homocide, suicide and fights in the auberwelt (outerworld) through the scary and enraging defamacious diagosis it yeilds. Hey come on, it looks at the imagination which changes very hour, but if you ask around, these testers go mostly by gossip and use one set of cards for patient testing and another for public viewing. More than 3 different but similar sets of inkblots are used. A tiny alligator mouth is used on the 2 bat # 5 diagrams for public viewing, but a huge alligator mouth shall be found on the inkblot used for testing purposes. Don't see that alligator mouth or you'll be diagnoised with schitzophrenia, scitzophrenia and scitsophrenia. (These spellings ARE presently all being used by psychiatrists.)

Swiis psychological warfare expert, Rorschach, invented the inkblot test after getting in a fight with a colleage over what an accidental inkblot looked like.

"Joe didn't want to share the results of his Rorschach Test with anyone for fear of rejection. After related depression and thoughts of suicide, a friend of Joe joking called him a 'nut.' So Joe shanked his buddy in the kidneys. The news of this assualt spread and helped Swiss and U.S. stock holders who had invested in U.S. psych industries make more money treating insanity and tramas. Swiiss privateering and sabatoging spies, like Rorschach himself, were pleased with the money and 0 accountablity"

Rorschach Test by toughlovesickem7563456 March 13, 2012

Rorschach test 

The act in which a woman who is not wearing any bottoms sits on top of a blank piece of paper (or pavement) while sexually excited, creating an ink-blot like effect.

I once saw someone dressed as Chun-li do the splits on the pavement and she left a Rorschach test ink spot when she got up.

Rorschach test by xXHi_myName_is_GregXx February 20, 2011