roolz 

Synonym for rules, though with a more rooling spirit. Best used in text messages.

d00d. that shit roolz.

roolz by Colin January 6, 2005

RootZoo 

A great sports website where sports buffs can talk with others about all sports. People can earn points and can move up in status by participating in threads, polls, articles, Root-Offs*, and more. A great way to interact with other sports fanatics.

"Will work for a root at RootZoo"

RootZoo by krzyfilipino12 July 1, 2008

King K. Rool 

The Big Thicc Pimp Daddy of all the Kremlings. Arch nemesis of Donkey Kong and the Kong Family. May or may not like Bananas. May or may not enjoy seeing a Gorilla starve to death. After having had a ten year hiatus, returned as a player in Smash Bros Ultimate after he launched his belly through Masahiro Sakurai’s office wall and he just couldn’t help but be too impressed. He is arguably top tier, which is new for a heavy weight but he may just be overblown. Also has the best theme song in the series.

Damn, King K. Rool is too strong!

King K. Rool by Pimp Bear December 17, 2018

Roozele 

Getting super fucking bamboozled to the point that there is a possibility you are actually just mentally insane and it is all in your head

I got a blowjob from a milf and looked down only to see I was a coke can, the turned around and saw President Bush, he proceeded to say the words "get roozeled".

Roozele by DictionaryBucket August 10, 2018

ROFLZ

ROFLZ is similar to ROFL, but with flair. Whereas some would contend the "Z" is useless, others, with intelligence, would contend it accentuates the point in a texting based environment. The others would be right.

1: You beat my high score.
2: ROFLZ
1: indeed

ROFLZ by XKNARF June 25, 2009

Rolz

A mixture of rofl and lolz. Usually meaning something hilarious.

Person1: Dude, that girl just fell down the stairs
Person2: rolz

Rolz by Not important now is it January 14, 2008

roflz0rz 

ROLL ON FLOOR LAUGHING 1337 speak!

1337 speak = nerd talk :D

Person 1: Hey im stupid
Person 2: ROFLz0rz!
Person 1: NOEZ :\

roflz0rz by Nathan Barnard April 12, 2008