Colin's definitions

5x5

another way to say true blue but more to the point being sharp, not soft.

That girl is 5x5 and very easy on the eyes.

by Colin March 27, 2004

clown shoes

when something is lame
thesuarus: weak sacue, mickey mouse boot squash

Nick: Nah, I can't go smoke a bowl I got work.
Colin: Dude!, that is so totally clown shoes.

by Colin January 15, 2004

Eahhh

what you exclaim when receiving a blowjob and the girl is deepthroating your cock.(pronounced like YEAH without the Y)

Bobby was sucking my cock while i said Eahhh.

by colin April 10, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004

bootfuck

to kick someone more than once in a fight

i bootfucked the shit out of that guy

by colin November 21, 2003

SLB

Sweaty Little Boy, an acronym created for insults in Phantasy Star Online (early 2001) and later popularized by rap superstar Robo Randy in his mega hit “Spank Paddles”

"Hey Eros... I hear that guy likes SLBs."

by colin April 7, 2005

merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004