Colin's definitions

Qwikster

A social media venture for fans of Nestle Quik

"I met this girl on Qwikster... bitch loves chocolate milk!"

by Colin September 19, 2011

Sugar Lumps

A common New Zealand euphemism for testicles, popularized in America by Jemaine Clement of the show and band, Flight of the Conchords.

All the ladies are just checking out my sugar lumps.

by Colin January 26, 2009

Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

by Colin January 5, 2009

Dirty Rockefeller

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you defecate in her shoes and immediately leave after the act, yelling "Dirty Rockefeller" as you pass through the door.

"I thought he was a really nice guy until he left me that dirty rockefeller..."

by Colin March 25, 2008

Hoopin'

To Be involved in the game of Basketball

I'm Going (to hoop) or (hoopin') today

by Colin June 18, 2006

Dilge

A bridge, usually between two eyebrows forming a unibrow.

Wow, Brian, that is a huge dilge!

by Colin April 5, 2006

shitty bitches

an expression used in times of frustration.

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!

by Colin May 8, 2005