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Much like rofl, this is the n00b version. The 'z' means nothing - it is just used 'cuz people think it looks cool.

Often teamed with 'xxx1111eleven1one"
Person #1: "My nipple was pulled of when I was on the receiving end of a nipple cripple"
Person #2: "roflz111eleven1111!"
roflz by Haxor January 2, 2005

Chicken n ROFLz 

Clever and snarky way to say something caused you laughter - pronounce ROF-FULLS, like waffles, but is actually "Rolling on the Floor Laughing-es".
My cousin had an exorcism, but she couldn't afford to pay for it so they re-possessed her!

Chicken n ROFLz!
Chicken n ROFLz by carnalita71 March 27, 2011

lolz and roflz 

I tripped and face planted whilst eating a fluff sandwich... Looked like the marshmallow man had his way with my face.... the lolz and roflz insued by the onlookers
lolz and roflz by Blindleader December 30, 2014

ROFLBIGBUTT 

An acronym for:

Rolling

On

Floor

Laughing

But

I

Got

Back

Up

To

Type
*on the computer*

John: Let's play Call of Duty!

Joe: haha duty

John: ROFLBIGBUTT!!!
ROFLBIGBUTT by lamarin May 18, 2011

roflberry pwncakes 

Obviously these are pwncakes made with roflberries.

Commonly served to someone after they have been pwned, with a side dish of stfunewb.
*** gamer1 headshots gamer2 with p228***

gamer1: roflberry pwncakes
roflberry pwncakes by bryan18 September 6, 2005
Rolling on Floor Laughing and Farting

Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.
DB: I just entered e/j on the 1 min light and I'm up 1 pip. Cmon, let's see one mor pip.
DJ: ROFLAF
roflaf by mspips January 25, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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