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Rogans Tall 

A unit of measure to explain the height of men.

Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Guy 1: “1 Rogan is the size of a limp china-man’s penis”
Guy 2: “So that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tall”

Guy 1: “Exactly....”
Rogans Tall by Nothanksnicegirl August 12, 2019
Related Words
Rogla rogan Rola roeland Roga rogal rogang ragland ROFLAARP ROFLASTC

Rogan Josh 

A person that is full of cheeky shenanigans.
What a couple of Rogan Joshes posing in front of their minivan.
Rogan Josh by Watermarlone October 13, 2021

rogah taylah 

(also known as Roger Taylor) he is the drummer and one of the singers in the glam/pop/funk/classic rock group, Queen
absolutely is in love with is car, which he makes very clear in one of his most popular songs, I’m In Love With My Car on the A-side of the album A Night At The Opera (the same album that includes their most popular song, Bohemian Rhapsody) the other band members didn’t like the song at first, but roger proved them wrong. well he didn’t prove them wrong, he just locked himself in a cupboard until they would let him put it on the album. rogah is very talented, one of the best drummers of all time. his falsetto is out of this world and so high only dogs can hear him. his falsetto can be heard on many of their tracks, including but not limited to: Bohemian Rhapsody, My Fairy King, ‘39, In The Laps Of The Gods and Somebody To Love He and his fellow band mate, Brian May are currently touring (as of 2019) with Adam Lambert across asia and north america. one of his most iconic looks is Rogerina (or Liz Taylor) from the I Want To Break Free music video. rogah dresses in drag (along with his bandmates) as a school girl. rogerina has us all questioning our sexualities.
friend: “omg rogah taylah is so hot and talented

me: “we’re so lucky to have him”
Minoxidil - Chemical widely used for the treatment of hair loss. It has been proven clinically effective in both the prevention of loss and in establishing varying degrees of hair re-growth in males and females suffering pattern baldness. Minoxidil must be used indefinitely for continued support of existing hair follicles and the maintenance of any experienced hair regrowth.

May have significant side effects, including weak erections and decreased semen production.

Also, conveniently rhymes with cocaine, resulting in its frequent appearance in rap lyrics.
His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
- Danger DOOM

Grandfathers cocaine
And a big fucking box of chow mein
Drizzled with rogaine
Till the government came
-DaG

Cocaine, lo mein, propane, Rogaine
Gold chain
- Jarron Benton
Rogaine by ishigotori May 10, 2014

Full Rogan 

A graduate of Joe Rogan University. Typically has a dmt tattoo, drinks bulletproof coffee, Smokes Sativas, trains by day, parties at night, owns several flesh lights & is all about kettle bells and aliens.

See So Rogan
Josh has gone Full Rogan.
Full Rogan by buddhistava September 6, 2013
Rolling on Floor Laughing and Farting

Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.
DB: I just entered e/j on the 1 min light and I'm up 1 pip. Cmon, let's see one mor pip.
DJ: ROFLAF
roflaf by mspips January 25, 2008