Rogaine 

Minoxidil - Chemical widely used for the treatment of hair loss. It has been proven clinically effective in both the prevention of loss and in establishing varying degrees of hair re-growth in males and females suffering pattern baldness. Minoxidil must be used indefinitely for continued support of existing hair follicles and the maintenance of any experienced hair regrowth.

May have significant side effects, including weak erections and decreased semen production.

Also, conveniently rhymes with cocaine, resulting in its frequent appearance in rap lyrics.

His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
- Danger DOOM

Grandfathers cocaine
And a big fucking box of chow mein
Drizzled with rogaine
Till the government came
-DaG

Cocaine, lo mein, propane, Rogaine
Gold chain
- Jarron Benton

Rogaine by ishigotori May 10, 2014

Rogaine 

Hair growth formula that comes in a black bottle.

Bigfoot bathes in "Rogaine"

Rogaine by OliverS May 7, 2005

Ockham's Rogaine 

Ockham's Rogaine is a way of calling "foul" on a complex, fantastical claim about almost anything. It is the opposite of Ockham’s razor, William of Ockham's classic formula. Ockham’s razor says that among competing explanations, we should prefer the simplest one. A razor cuts away excess "hair" and simplifies loopy reasoning. Rogaine, figuratively, grows it and creates a long, unruly line of thinking.

That guy at the bus station must have poured on a lot of Ockham's Rogaine to get an alien abduction, Pope Francis and the Czech lottery, all in the same conspiracy.

Ockham's Rogaine by Manabozhocoyote September 12, 2016

From cocaine to rogaine

Term used to describe an aging male rocker who used to be hot. But now is just a guy who still. Has good licks (on the guitar that is!)

Have you seen peter frampton lately? He's definitely on the from cocaine to rogaine tour!

From cocaine to rogaine by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Rectal Rogaine 

The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.

Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.

Rectal Rogaine by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

dirty rogaine 

While your girl is milking your prostate, she hits you in the back of the head and when you turn around, she takes a handful of your ejaculation and rubs it on your forehead and then proceeds to rub it in with her tongue.

Did you see Jeff's hair, he must have had a dirty rogaine from Lisa last night, it looks so full and thick!

dirty rogaine by Badassmuhhfugga August 18, 2017

Joe Rogaine

Host of the Joe Rogan Experience who got hoodwinked by the bald-faced lies of Diaper Don and his MAGAt sycophants.

Joe Rogaine is finally realizing he was conned by Diaper Don into becoming a purveyor of the bald-faced lies of MAGAt.

Joe Rogaine by LaughingAloud January 24, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021