Rogang is someone that sucks at everything they do. They are constantly apologizing for everything, and are very annoying. Most of the time they also have no ass.
the Rogang is the group of comedians that Joe Rogan has convinced to move to Texas from LA (Or any other well known comedy city). They're all temporarily popular due to Joe Rogan's JRE success. They're usually trafficked thru the recent success of the Kill Tony Show... But will all be remembered for being part of the Rogang fad once Funny, eventually differentiates itself from podcast heroes who treat comedy like a science over a natural ability. The real Comedy MOTHERSHIP is in LA at THE COMEDY STORE... Joe Rogan failed to recognize, bcuz he thinks he's so wise! F The Rogang!
Tony Hinchcliffe & the terrible comedians that he has made rich with Joe's help by providing them an exclusive platform, jas allowed The Rogang to takeover Texas! (Meanwhile bringing all their liberal voting friends from LA to join them!
Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Guy 1: “1 Rogan is the size of a limp china-man’s penis”
Guy 2: “So that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tall”
A mysterious girl that is quiet but hides a more than you've ever expected. Gorgeous,smart, impulsive and a little insecure but once you've known her, she'll rock your world.
A graduate of Joe RoganUniversity. Typically has a dmt tattoo, drinks bulletproof coffee, Smokes Sativas, trains by day, parties at night, owns several flesh lights & is all about kettle bells and aliens.