rogan

rogan is a sociopath
by me..me November 08, 2018
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rogan

to take something good and ruin it
you just turned that perfectly good sandwhich into a rogan
by dan April 26, 2004
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rogan

A lazy teacher that assigns massive amounts of busy work each day while re-sizing and changing the fonts of other teacher's assignments and outlines and claiming it as his own.

Common derivatives include:
RG:BW (busy work given by a "r0gan" teacher, usually comes in the form of a worksheet that "r0gan" himself cannot answer)
RG:BT (tests that do not actually count, but given to waste time so the teacher can screw around doing absolutely nothing, probably because he gets paid crappy wages. I mean seriously, who the hell would want to hire a r0gan?)
RG:BP (projects that deal with things totally unrelated to the class to take up a student's time such as ABC books)

These kind of teachers usually come from borderline community colleges such as Cal State Long Beach
Bob: Hey we're gonna go smoke some weed, wanna come?
Mike: Fuck...sorry man, i got RG:BW (Rogan:BusyWork) to do
by Hacienda Heights January 06, 2007
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Roganized

Watching too much UFC, and Fear factor. Also becoming way too interested in psychedilic drugs such as DMT, Shrooms and opening your mind to gain a new insight. Also having numerous theories. All of which are documented by Joe Rogan !
-Dude last weekend i tried some DMT, and went into hyperspace . Then on Saturday I watched UFC 98.

- Sounds like you have been Roganized.
by dragonninjah February 21, 2011
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roganing

v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.
I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.
by SkidMarkyMark April 26, 2006
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Rogan

A unit of measurement equivalent to 2.3 inches or a limp Chinaman’s penis.
That little person is a couple Rogans taller than Joe himself
by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019
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Rogan

A Rogan is a unit of measurement equal to the exact height of Joe Rogan, 3.33", also equal to the average man's big toe when measured from tarsometatarsal joint to the tip.

Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.

The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.

As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.

Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan
by Christobear April 06, 2021
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