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Definitions by Nothanksnicegirl

Fancy Pants 

Someone who needs expensive pants to compensate for their lack of masculinity.
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants
Chinaman: “You weird. Why you like mustard in your pants?!”
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants. Almost as much as I love sucking on Lollipops.”
Chinaman: “you no funny”
Fancy Pants by Nothanksnicegirl August 13, 2019

Rogans Tall 

A unit of measure to explain the height of men.

Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Guy 1: “1 Rogan is the size of a limp china-man’s penis”
Guy 2: “So that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tall”

Guy 1: “Exactly....”
Rogans Tall by Nothanksnicegirl August 12, 2019