Rialism 

noun: Rialism; Fuckwitted Rialism

The attitude or practice of living in a twitter bubble of your own making that is diametrically opposed to actual reality.

the quality or fact of representing a person or thing in a way that is inaccurate and untrue to real life.

"My beliefs are true within my own rialism"

synonyms: stupidity, irratinality, spitefulness, lack of common sense, SJW-headedness, ridiculousness

"Vic may be innocent in real life but on my twitter feed he has molested over 9000 women. That is my rialism"

"People really care about what I have to say because I talk on cartoons. That is my rialism"

"I'm a middle aged woman, the definition of mutton dressed as lamb, I have a poorly payed job that literally anyone else could do, I have no children and a bizarre effeminate boyfriend but in my riality I think I'm gods gift. that is my my rialism"

Rialism by shitstirer April 19, 2019

anarcho-realism 

A political theory of sensualism that is bounded on the material side by synthetic Marxism and on the metaphysical side by synthetic fascism.

The fourth (and last) theory of politics that involves human will or effection.

Precedes meta-realism, metamodernism, or meta-consciousness.

Also known as 'synthetic realism'.

Technologically distinguished by constructivist (conscious) materialism.

While hyperreal primitivism is a subculture of anarcho-realism, meta-culture is congruent to it.

anarcho-realism by sandraxine June 20, 2018

Realism Overhaul 

Realism Overhaul (R.O) is a mod pack for KSP that is supposed to make the game more realistic.

Man,i love Realism Overhaul but it just loads so slow.

Realism Overhaul by CombineTheElite May 14, 2021

Kmart realism 

A minimalist style of writing often used in short fiction. It usually features depressed middle class working people in bleak settings. The term "Kmart realism" was originally meant to be insulting. Authors include Tao Lin, Chris Killen, Joy Williams, Ann Beattie, Frederick Barthelme, and (to a lesser extent) Sam Pink.

"Sometimes when dolphins went to playgrounds alone they did the monkeybars and went to the swings and on the swings thought, "I hate this stupid world."

They thought, "I hate it."

They cried a little with the wind against their face.

They felt so bad that they went away.

And found Elijah Wood and told Elijah Wood to go with them and Elijah Wood went--because he thought it was a movie. Elijah Wood and other celebrities like Salman Rushdie rode dolphins in rivers. Salman Rushdie felt proud and famous. And the dolphins swam to islands and beat Elijah Wood and the other famous people with heavy branches. They cried when they murdered human beings, and it was terrible.

One dolphin had a battle axe and killed Wong Kar-Wai."

Tao Lin, a writer of "Kmart realism".

Kmart realism by electric organism September 30, 2009

Ur-realism 

A style of painting that applies photorealism to urban images.

I loved that Ur-realism art show, especially the images of Tiajuana bars with hookers standing outside.

Ur-realism by monkiki July 18, 2006

realism 

A word commonly thrown around in the video games industry by people who have no idea what real life is actually like, especially in FPSs. Occasionally combined with false claims of military or police service.

"zomg call of duty 4 has unparalleled realism! i can tell b/c i no so much about combat!"
"Your lack of intelligence insults both real life operators and and anyone with a brain. Please die."

realism by Jakob A. October 28, 2008

Real Realism For Realists 

Drink Up:

I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.

Here are a few I would suggest:

"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."

Extended: Real Realism For Realists

"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."

"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."

"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"

"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."

Real Realism For Realists by BorisTheBitchhound January 25, 2010