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Tammy Faye

When a woman of much make-up cries... and their eye makeup runs down the face, making huge raccoon rings around their eyes.
Wish I didn't wear makeup today, after I saw that movie I came out of there with a total Tammy Faye.
by monkiki April 5, 2005
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ann-hole

Term used in the widely popularlized google song "asshole" to decribe Ann Coulter, the Nazi whore moronic demon from Fox news.
Google the word asshole and you will get a Flash movie and song, with Ann-hole defined. Google the word "failure" while you're at it - guess who shows up?
by monkiki August 29, 2006
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Bush Family

Am emperialistic family that should be banned from politics. Fake Texan oil barons who pander to the Elite interests of companies such as Enron and Halliburton.

Barbara Bush, the current matron, is most recently known for birthing the retard "Dubya", a mental midget who has been a convenient "puppet ruler" for a gang of bloodthirsty hoodlums, among them Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, who straggled in from the Nixon era to start WW3, if not the Apocalypse.

Probably the downfall of Western Civilization, much like the last Roman Emperors, where the blood grew weaker and weaker due to inbreeding ..finally ending the Empire.
"Al Franken is drafting a petition to Congress banning any member of the Bush Family from running for President"
by monkiki June 11, 2006
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La Wino

Amy Winehouse, as coined in Brit tabloids. A truly talented singer, she has become a darling of the yellow journals, due to her anorexic appearance and heavy drinking/ drugging/ brawling. She overdosed and was seen bloody and with her husband all scratched up. Got her a ton of publicity. She won a BRIT award, a MOBO and is due return to the studio to start work on a new album set for release in 2008 which is exciting. If she doesn't die first from her eating disorder etc. The British newspaper The Sun has been running a HILARIOUS Amy Winehouse column called Wino Watch.
I sure hope La Wino lives long enough to make many more albums!
by monkiki October 23, 2007
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blade runner

1. A killer of simulated humans called REPLICANTS - clone robots genetically engineered to be way stronger and at least as smart as their creators. In the Ridley Scott movie, a police officer who is authorized to kill these beings is called a Blade Runner.

2. Blade Runner: Syd Mead did the concept art for this awsome flick based on Philip K Cicks novel "Do Andriod Dream of Electric Sheep". Best film ever according to millions of Science Fiction geeks, including me -- until DEADMAN -- a Jarmusch film starring Johnny Depp --outplaced it as the best film of all time.
Sushi restaraunt guy: "He say you blade runner"

Harrison Ford: "Tell him I'm eating"
by monkiki April 6, 2005
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Kaviar

1. (kaviar)Poop eaten for sexual gratification.

2. (Kaviar)An Album of the same name by dead artist Songwriter Kevin Gilbert that is astonishing. Finished post mortem it is one of the best alltime techo-prog rock albums, if you like his dark and twisted stuff.
I bought the album and it was terrific, but i didnt know what KAVIAR meant... til I saw it on German television. ewwwwwwwww!!!
by monkiki March 27, 2005
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pittbull with lipstick

Sarah Palin. A gun toting, creationist Alaskan succestionist that "prays away gays". Elected governor of Alaska since 2006,previously mayor of a small town population 6,000. Before that she was a beauty queen/moose hunter. She has a pregnant teen and belongs to a church that does not believe in birth control methods.
The Pittbull delivered a speech at the 2008 RNC - which was hailed by the media as "knock out punch". She said sarcastic, accusatory things about democrats supporting terrorism, raising taxes, growing the government (the usual Karl Rove talking points), insulting a huge swath of the USA while wearing a big grin.

David Letterman thinks she was a Lenscrafters model.
Palin's speech was memorable! The media slobbered like pavlovian dogs! Divisionism and gay bashing is back! Yippee

But, can that nasty pittbull with lipstick be left in charge of our country if God forbid, McCain who is 72, falls ill?
by monkiki October 24, 2008
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