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Sarah Palin

Nicknamed "The Pittbull With Lipstick", the trooper-scandal-ear-mark-queen-ebay-airplane-lies-ethics-investigated VEEPchoice for the Republican Party 2008.

In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.

It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.

A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.

She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.

Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
Q: What's the difference between Bush and Sarah Palin?
A: Lipstick

David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
by monkiki October 25, 2008
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photorealism

A style of painting emerging in the late 60s and early 70s that depicts perfect representation as in a photo. Subject matter is often mundane items like truckstops and shiny cars or toys.
The leading members of the Photorealist movement are Richard Estes and Chuck Close. Photorealism is really shiny.
by monkiki July 18, 2006
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pittbull with lipstick

Sarah Palin. A gun toting, creationist Alaskan succestionist that "prays away gays". Elected governor of Alaska since 2006,previously mayor of a small town population 6,000. Before that she was a beauty queen/moose hunter. She has a pregnant teen and belongs to a church that does not believe in birth control methods.
The Pittbull delivered a speech at the 2008 RNC - which was hailed by the media as "knock out punch". She said sarcastic, accusatory things about democrats supporting terrorism, raising taxes, growing the government (the usual Karl Rove talking points), insulting a huge swath of the USA while wearing a big grin.

David Letterman thinks she was a Lenscrafters model.
Palin's speech was memorable! The media slobbered like pavlovian dogs! Divisionism and gay bashing is back! Yippee

But, can that nasty pittbull with lipstick be left in charge of our country if God forbid, McCain who is 72, falls ill?
by monkiki October 24, 2008
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phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).
they don't give a phoop
by monkiki February 25, 2005
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Extropian

EXTROPIANS are a type of transhumanist futurists. Generally they hold an optimistic view of the future, and espouse that technological breakthroughs - mostly in genetics and electronics, will cause human beings to become "more than human" or "better then human". They are often Randian Objectivists, or are libertarian, though not all. They are aligned with Secular Humanists and Skeptics Society as well. They got a lot of media attention during the 90s, for example, co-founder Max More and Tranhumanist artist Natasha Vita More graced the 2000 January cover of Wired Magazine and were darlings of the vastly emergent cyber culture. The term Extropy was coined by T.O. Morrow and Max More. Many Extropians are into Cryonics which means you pay to have your head or body frozen when you die in the hopes that science finds a way to reanimate you.
I went to an Uber- cool Extropian party, And everyone was so hip, so smart, and so techno savvy... but then they started talking about how they were saving their heads in vats of liquid nitrogen and I decided to lay off the vodka.
However, I did learn that Walt Disney did NOT have himself frozen, that was an urban legend.
by monkiki August 9, 2006
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Bushbot

Political chat room users who endlessly argue in favor of Bush Administration errors, no matter how much evidence is presented to them. When polls show 62% of the country hates Bush, bush bots will say it's "Liberal Spin" - even if the poll is reported by Bill O'Reilly on Fox News. If any media shows a body of an American Soldier or baby injured in Iraq, or reports on a crooked Abramov link to Bush or Cheney, that's treason.

They think that anything and everything Bush does is holy and good, they take all their talking points from gasbag Rush Limbaugh or Faux News.
Either vile racist scum, or wingnut Christians, they mostly resemble a sort of Christian Taliban operating within in the USA. Usually they argue that anyone who disgrees with Bush should move to Canada (or Africa, Mexico, France) or be executed.
They blame Clinton for everything Bush has done, and they focus on Clinton in a slavish way. They call Liberals terrorists, and claim that the Bush Family was appointed by god. Etc.

They were named after 'bots' - mindless electronic progams that invade chat rooms and hack blogs to piss on the forum {with nonsense} - due to their repetition of mindless sound bytes.
Chat room user 1: Bush has drained the economy with this useless war, and I see no end to it - people are dying for -- what? ... nothing.. that's why it is so sad and disturbing. And the current republican congress is so corrupt, they'll probably all end up in jail. All they do is lie?

Bushbot: Crybaby! Waaahh.... God Bless President Bush. You hate America!I wish your mama had had an Abortion! Terrorist! Tree hugging liberal scum! Anyway, 9/11 and the Iraq war is Clinton's fault.
by monkiki August 10, 2006
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Tammy Faye

When a woman of much make-up cries... and their eye makeup runs down the face, making huge raccoon rings around their eyes.
Wish I didn't wear makeup today, after I saw that movie I came out of there with a total Tammy Faye.
by monkiki April 5, 2005
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