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anarcho-realism
A political theory of sensualism that is bounded on the material side by synthetic Marxism and on the metaphysical side by synthetic fascism.
The fourth (and last) theory of politics that involves human will or effection.
Precedes meta-realism, metamodernism, or meta-consciousness.
Also known as 'synthetic realism'.
Technologically distinguished by constructivist (conscious) materialism.
The fourth (and last) theory of politics that involves human will or effection.
Precedes meta-realism, metamodernism, or meta-consciousness.
Also known as 'synthetic realism'.
Technologically distinguished by constructivist (conscious) materialism.
anarcho-realism by sandraxine June 20, 2018
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Realism Overhaul
Realism Overhaul by CombineTheElite May 14, 2021
Kmart realism
A minimalist style of writing often used in short fiction. It usually features depressed middle class working people in bleak settings. The term "Kmart realism" was originally meant to be insulting. Authors include Tao Lin, Chris Killen, Joy Williams, Ann Beattie, Frederick Barthelme, and (to a lesser extent) Sam Pink.
"Sometimes when dolphins went to playgrounds alone they did the monkeybars and went to the swings and on the swings thought, "I hate this stupid world."
They thought, "I hate it."
They cried a little with the wind against their face.
They felt so bad that they went away.
And found Elijah Wood and told Elijah Wood to go with them and Elijah Wood went--because he thought it was a movie. Elijah Wood and other celebrities like Salman Rushdie rode dolphins in rivers. Salman Rushdie felt proud and famous. And the dolphins swam to islands and beat Elijah Wood and the other famous people with heavy branches. They cried when they murdered human beings, and it was terrible.
One dolphin had a battle axe and killed Wong Kar-Wai."
Tao Lin, a writer of "Kmart realism".
They thought, "I hate it."
They cried a little with the wind against their face.
They felt so bad that they went away.
And found Elijah Wood and told Elijah Wood to go with them and Elijah Wood went--because he thought it was a movie. Elijah Wood and other celebrities like Salman Rushdie rode dolphins in rivers. Salman Rushdie felt proud and famous. And the dolphins swam to islands and beat Elijah Wood and the other famous people with heavy branches. They cried when they murdered human beings, and it was terrible.
One dolphin had a battle axe and killed Wong Kar-Wai."
Tao Lin, a writer of "Kmart realism".
Kmart realism by electric organism September 30, 2009
Ur-realism
I loved that Ur-realism art show, especially the images of Tiajuana bars with hookers standing outside.
Ur-realism by monkiki July 18, 2006
realism
A word commonly thrown around in the video games industry by people who have no idea what real life is actually like, especially in FPSs. Occasionally combined with false claims of military or police service.
"zomg call of duty 4 has unparalleled realism! i can tell b/c i no so much about combat!"
"Your lack of intelligence insults both real life operators and and anyone with a brain. Please die."
"Your lack of intelligence insults both real life operators and and anyone with a brain. Please die."
Real Realism For Realists
Drink Up:
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
Extended: Real Realism For Realists
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
Real Realism For Realists by BorisTheBitchhound January 25, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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