Retcock

Short for “retroactive cockblocking”, retcocking prevents a male from becoming a teen parent when the female’s parent discovers that she has had unprotected sex and decides to beat the shit out of her.

I banged Becky behind Denny’s last week, but her dad retcocked me when he saw her with a pregnancy test. She should be out of the hospital by Monday.

Retcock by Karma Sutra March 23, 2020

rotcock 

A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.

Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !

rotcock by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014

regcock 

Someone who belongs to a regimental/military program and defends its values religiously, without regards to their personal and social values or the effects of defending those stupid, stupid values. A regcock is to the United States Merchant Marine Academy what a blue falcon is to the United States Air Force Academy, or what a buddyfucker is to West Point.

"Dude, I just got stuck with a Class II for having my room messed up! CC is such a fucking regcock faggot."

regcock by theMarin3r March 21, 2009

recockulous 

1. Synonym of 'Ridiculous'.
2. Extremely ridiculous.

Word coined by 'Loveline' radio show host Adam Carolla after show producers recieved complaints that he was using the word "Dick" on the air. Producers suggested he use the word "Cock" instead. Carolla, mockingly concerned about overemphasizing the "dic" syllable in ridiculous, began saying "Recockulous" instead.

The idea of Dr. Drew Pinsky entering the World's Strongest Man competition is recockulous.

recockulous by Blatantly Asinine July 15, 2003

recockindiculous 

Recockindiculous : pertains to a person who has a superiority complex and cocky in character, doing something absolutely absurd and ridiculous. Rendering his cocky attitude completely a laughable idea there after.

Derived from the words reject-cocky-ridiculous

Pronounced :
Re-cock’n-dick-Q-liss
Submitted by LuvH8Luv

I can never look at Bradly the same after his recockindiculous attempt to solving our heater problem. Even a half wit would know lighting a fire with plastics and gas inside a enclosed area is a hazard if not fatal.

recockindiculous by LuvH8Luv March 16, 2022

Recock 

To have sex with an individual who you have had sex with in the past. To be considered a recock, the recocker must have had sex with at least one person since having the initial sexual encounter with that person. In a True Recock situation, both parties have had sex with at least one other person since the initial encounter and lots of time has passed.

Q: Hey Jake, are you gonna recock that girl you used to bang in college now that she's back in town? A: Yes. I intend to recock her after the bar on Friday night.

Recock by jreedmiller August 3, 2011

recockulous 

adj.-So insanely crazy it surpasses the normal rediculous levels.

1. That girl's ass is so big it's recockulous!
2. It's recockulous how many marmalade sammiches Paddington Bear can eat.

recockulous by chuNk July 18, 2003