Short for “retroactive cockblocking”, retcocking prevents a male from becoming a teen parent when the female’s parent discovers that she has had unprotected sex and decides to beat the shit out of her.
I banged Becky behind Denny’s last week, but her dad retcocked me when he saw her with a pregnancy test. She should be out of the hospital by Monday.
by Karma Sutra March 23, 2020
Get the Retcock mug.A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.
Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.
Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.
Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !
Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.
Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !
by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014
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Someone who belongs to a regimental/military program and defends its values religiously, without regards to their personal and social values or the effects of defending those stupid, stupid values. A regcock is to the United States Merchant Marine Academy what a blue falcon is to the United States Air Force Academy, or what a buddyfucker is to West Point.
"Dude, I just got stuck with a Class II for having my room messed up! CC is such a fucking regcock faggot."
by theMarin3r March 21, 2009
Get the regcock mug.1. Synonym of 'Ridiculous'.
2. Extremely ridiculous.
Word coined by 'Loveline' radio show host Adam Carolla after show producers recieved complaints that he was using the word "Dick" on the air. Producers suggested he use the word "Cock" instead. Carolla, mockingly concerned about overemphasizing the "dic" syllable in ridiculous, began saying "Recockulous" instead.
2. Extremely ridiculous.
Word coined by 'Loveline' radio show host Adam Carolla after show producers recieved complaints that he was using the word "Dick" on the air. Producers suggested he use the word "Cock" instead. Carolla, mockingly concerned about overemphasizing the "dic" syllable in ridiculous, began saying "Recockulous" instead.
by Blatantly Asinine July 15, 2003
Get the recockulous mug.Recockindiculous : pertains to a person who has a superiority complex and cocky in character, doing something absolutely absurd and ridiculous. Rendering his cocky attitude completely a laughable idea there after.
Derived from the words reject-cocky-ridiculous
Pronounced :
Re-cock’n-dick-Q-liss
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Derived from the words reject-cocky-ridiculous
Pronounced :
Re-cock’n-dick-Q-liss
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
I can never look at Bradly the same after his recockindiculous attempt to solving our heater problem. Even a half wit would know lighting a fire with plastics and gas inside a enclosed area is a hazard if not fatal.
by LuvH8Luv March 16, 2022
Get the recockindiculous mug.To have sex with an individual who you have had sex with in the past. To be considered a recock, the recocker must have had sex with at least one person since having the initial sexual encounter with that person. In a True Recock situation, both parties have had sex with at least one other person since the initial encounter and lots of time has passed.
Q: Hey Jake, are you gonna recock that girl you used to bang in college now that she's back in town? A: Yes. I intend to recock her after the bar on Friday night.
by jreedmiller August 3, 2011
Get the Recock mug.1. That girl's ass is so big it's recockulous!
2. It's recockulous how many marmalade sammiches Paddington Bear can eat.
2. It's recockulous how many marmalade sammiches Paddington Bear can eat.
by chuNk July 18, 2003
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