marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

marmalade

The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.

"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

marmalade

Aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used. Also used as a greeting.

"What did he give you?"
"Um just some marmalade.."

Yo marmalade features!
What the marmalade you up to?

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 24, 2005

marmalade

A term used in place of another term, usually vulgar in nature. The use of this term as a substitute for a vulgar term marks the persons intention to censor himself or herself. This term is generally substituted for the f-bomb.

"Get out of the marmalading car!" "We marmaladed last night" "

by razkal May 24, 2009

marmalade

Heroin. White, odorless, addictive. A thousand orgasms. Fine china.

I saw a bum shooting marmalade into his toe. Gross!

by Kelvin Kwok July 8, 2006

marmalade

a song by System of a Down

Me: Hey have you heard Marmalade by Soad?
Soad fan: Dude! That song rocks!
Me: Whoa...chill man...

by Inuyasha007 June 11, 2006

marmalade

A term used to offend someones mother.

Your ma is a maramalade.

by Tom Browne May 27, 2005