Retardone

A dead retard.

That retardone needs a gravestone made of paper mache.

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

retardinho

Funny insult, coming as a mix of the word retarded and the name of the famous brazilian footballer* Ronaldinho.

* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!

- Damn, I went to the lav and pissed my pants!!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!

- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!

by funkybeats September 16, 2011

Mundial Retardinho Soccer

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.

My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020

retardon

The result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a boner, based on the combination of the words "retard" and "hardon."

"I accidentally clicked on some retard porn and I was surprised when I got a total retardon!"

by The Urban Queen Again August 25, 2013

Retardosexual

A person who is attracted to a person with low levels of iq and mental fortitude. Attraction towards a dumb person.

Ben's in love with that dumb cunt. He must be a retardosexual.

by Iwas9 July 10, 2019

retardese

faux language spoken only by mockingly retarded people

noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"

my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."

by Phil E Drifter February 22, 2008

Phil Reardon

Orignial Singer for FFTL
Now in band 'The New Tragic'

"Dude who's better Sonny or that other guy?"
"Who Phil Reardon?"
"Yeah Him"

by Skywalker Girl August 22, 2006