Plural: Bulge Aryans
The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area
The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area
Guy 1: So you're from Bulgaria? Cool!
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp February 23, 2021
A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.
Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022
The opposite of straightforward
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 07, 2020
1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019
"Trump" but pronounced with phonetic consistency or by someone with some degree of a Scottish accent
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 01, 2021
In 2003, a drought led to the largest famine in modern Ethiopian history. Ethiopia practically became Dysthopia during this period.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 11, 2020
An egg within an egg. "Egglog" comes from, well, "egg", and the Tagalog (Filipino) word "itlog", meaning egg, which reflects the redundant nature of such an egg.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2020