10 definitions by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp
"Trump" but pronounced with phonetic consistency or by someone with some degree of a Scottish accent
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 01, 2021
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The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020
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In 2003, a drought led to the largest famine in modern Ethiopian history. Ethiopia practically became Dysthopia during this period.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 11, 2020
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An egg within an egg. "Egglog" comes from, well, "egg", and the Tagalog (Filipino) word "itlog", meaning egg, which reflects the redundant nature of such an egg.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2020
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1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019
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Plural: Bulge Aryans
The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area
The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area
Guy 1: So you're from Bulgaria? Cool!
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp February 23, 2021
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