Definitions by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp

Leni Robredo 

Maria Leonor Gerona "Leni" Robredo, the current Vice President of the Philippines and possibly the next president. Her plans include a proactive approach to recovery from COVID and its impacts, and a shift to public transportation in terms of infrastructure policy

Leni Robredo will do a better job leading the country than her coke-snorting main rival.

Leni Robredo by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 29, 2022

May Fool's Day 

A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.

Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.

May Fool's Day by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022

Tuva 

An autonomous Turkic region of Russia on the border with Mongolia. Inhabitants are called Tuvans.

I can't stop listening to Tuvan Throat Singing

Tuva by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2021

troomp

"Trump" but pronounced with phonetic consistency or by someone with some degree of a Scottish accent

bloody 'ell troomp

troomp by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 1, 2021

Bulge Aryan 

Plural: Bulge Aryans

The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area

Guy 1: So you're from Bulgaria? Cool!
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.

Bulge Aryan by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp February 23, 2021

Dysthopia 

Ethiopia during famines, especially the 2003 one.

In 2003, a drought led to the largest famine in modern Ethiopian history. Ethiopia practically became Dysthopia during this period.

Dysthopia by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 11, 2020

Mundial Retardinho Soccer 

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.

My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

Mundial Retardinho Soccer by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020