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Leni Robredo

Maria Leonor Gerona "Leni" Robredo, the current Vice President of the Philippines and possibly the next president. Her plans include a proactive approach to recovery from COVID and its impacts, and a shift to public transportation in terms of infrastructure policy

Leni Robredo will do a better job leading the country than her coke-snorting main rival.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 29, 2022

May Fool's Day

A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.

Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022

Gaybackward

The opposite of straightforward

I have a hard time understanding you. Your explanation is just too gaybackward.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 7, 2020

Crackatoa

The sound Krakatoa made whenever it erupts.

"...and it just goes *crackatoa*"
-Random Indonesian explaining how the eruption sounds

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp May 2, 2020

Bulge Aryan

Plural: Bulge Aryans

The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area

Guy 1: So you're from Bulgaria? Cool!
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp February 23, 2021

Tuva

An autonomous Turkic region of Russia on the border with Mongolia. Inhabitants are called Tuvans.

I can't stop listening to Tuvan Throat Singing

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2021

Girlfriend Paradox

1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one

2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.

1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.

Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.

2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019