retardinho

Funny insult, coming as a mix of the word retarded and the name of the famous brazilian footballer* Ronaldinho.

* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!

- Damn, I went to the lav and pissed my pants!!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!

- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!

by funkybeats September 16, 2011

Retardinho

Legandary brazillian icon, won the world cup with brazil in 299BC and good friend with julius cesar.

I wanna be like retardinho one day

by jermiah233834 January 2, 2024

Mundial Retardinho Soccer

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.

My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020

Retardicon

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.

1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."

by Syn122 January 29, 2009

Camp Retardundo

1) The mythical place where idiotic people you meet as adults spent their childhood summers.

2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.

1) Dude - you meet that new moron in accounting? Looks like another proud grad of Camp Retardundo.

2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?

by dano jamo February 25, 2009

retardathon

A bonanza of idiocy and stupidity with participants all trying to surpass each other in exploits of mental deficiency, usually with no end in sight.

I tried to get my carpet installed from Home Depot and they mismeasured, re-mismeasured, stalled for two months, brought the wrong padding, made zig-zagging and intersecting seamlines, and fucked up the quote. It was a total retardathon.

by Scottee Mac September 10, 2005

retardaphobia

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems

"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital

by senor loco and count floorlicker May 24, 2008