retardon
The result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a boner, based on the combination of the words "retard" and "hardon."
retardon by The Urban Queen Again August 25, 2013
Retardo Eduardo
Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.
Retardo Eduardo by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019
Related Words
Retardondo • retardon • Retardonationalism • Retardone • Retardonitus • Retard on IRC • retardo • retarding • retardando • retardness
retardinho
Funny insult, coming as a mix of the word retarded and the name of the famous brazilian footballer* Ronaldinho.
* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!
* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!
- Damn, I went to the lav and pissed my pants!!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!
- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!
- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!
retardinho by funkybeats September 16, 2011
Retardo DaVinci
1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.
2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
Retardo DaVinci by KennyRex January 27, 2011
Ultimativos Retardos
Ultimativos Retardos by THATTOOMAS May 7, 2020
Mundial Retardinho Soccer
The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.
Mundial Retardinho Soccer by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020
El Retardo
A person who is 'CHIA' like. This person will make the most outlandish excuses for his actions. ie: "the pen wrote it down wrong." or "I entered it right, the computer must of changed it."
A person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.
He also may flake.
A person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.
He also may flake.
El Retardo by The Jerk 29 January 12, 2008
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