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Retardosexual

A person who is attracted to a person with low levels of iq and mental fortitude. Attraction towards a dumb person.
Ben's in love with that dumb cunt. He must be a retardosexual.
by Iwas9 July 10, 2019
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Retrosexual

Retrosexual is the love of the traditional life style and fashion of the 1940's to the 1960's. Retrosexuals often wear fedoras, suits, and listen to swing music.
Ana: Will just bought 5 Benny Goodman cd's and bought a fedora hat!
Steve: Good for him. Maybe he's going retrosexual.
by RetroGuy June 24, 2010
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Retardsexual

It is the act or feeling of wanting to thoroughly mate with a retard until they can no longer take it
-May i mate with you fellow human?
-No, i’m sorry, i’m retarded. No one wants to mate with me
-Oh yeah, your a retard!?!? Come here sugary juicy slobbery major hot Retard!! I will mate with you, I am retardsexual
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Retardsexual

When your sexual orientation is so nebulous and hard to understand, that only other mentality challenged people can comprehend it.
"Did you hear that Jane is a semibisexual now?"

"Ah, I always knew she was retardsexual"
by Smegmaondemand November 27, 2020
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retrosexual

A retrosexual is the opposite of a metrosexual. He ia a man who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance.
Normally a very fastidious woman, Mary was shocked to realize she was overcome by his raw retrosexual appeal.
by Phloxic Haste October 19, 2004
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retrosexual

Two meanings:

(a) A man who is comfortable with or embraces typical working-class dress, usually work clothes, that have changed very little over the years.

(b) A man, usually a young man, who enjoys dressing up but in the outmoded 'square' fashions of the Fifties and early Sixties.

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(a) Tom dresses like a bear but he's not gay. In that flannel shirt, work jeans and lace-up boots, he's classically retrosexual.

(b) Jeff loves to scout out fedoras, slim ties and Ivy-League cut suits. The more he looks like Frank Sinatra in the late Fifties or a character from TV's MAD MEN in the early Sixties, he is really pushing the retrosexual button.

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by al-in-chgo August 22, 2010
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retrosexual

1. The "hip" version; The opposite of metrosexual. Basically, any typical male who dosen't have a hissy fit over their own image like a shallow twat.

2. The real version; Anyone who has got a liking and embraces classic pop culture. This can be a various formats of like from sixties television to eighties music, there is no need to limit yourself to one decade just as long you don't really feel excited with today's current trends. (Which basically is starting to whore out the eighties at the moment anyway.) Also refferred to as having a "retrocrush".
Tyler "You are such a retrosexual Todd."

Todd "Suck it down bitch."
by ih8uplzdie November 1, 2004
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