Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.

I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.

Retardiness by Richardhg December 13, 2010

Retardiness

Alvaro said it

Alvaro:"I'm my own specimen of retardiness"

Retardiness by Saranadeurmom November 30, 2019

retardissimo 

To be at the utmost level of retardedness

dude, you just stabbed your eyeball with a ferret, you are retardissimo

retardissimo by Hari November 1, 2003

retardness 

state or level of retardation

larry's retardness is rediculous this is the third time this week he locked himself in the bathroom.

retardness by garrett10121 August 28, 2008

retardnese 

when a preson on a forum types in a manner in which it is not understandable to the audience or the reader(s). such typing manners inculde: upper and lower case switching, internet slang/ebonics, "gagsta" typing, replacement of letters with numbers, improper use of gramer, trying to act smart, etc...

A.what did he just type out?
B.im not soo sure, what that is...
C.yup its retardnese.
A.oh i see it now.

retardnese by Gina Tran And Patrick Pacificador May 16, 2006

retardedness 

the act of being retarded

Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.

retardedness by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007

Retardedness 

The state of being retarded; the process of being an actual retard

My dad left me because of Daniel Lvovsky's retardedness

Retardedness by The Thiccest Jew June 3, 2018