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Retardondo 

The word you use when someone is being a total and utter retard that you can’t string together a sentance to tell then that
Duncan you retardondo
Retardondo by Ddahnke06 February 10, 2020

retardinho

Funny insult, coming as a mix of the word retarded and the name of the famous brazilian footballer* Ronaldinho.

* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!
- Damn, I went to the lav and pissed my pants!!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!

- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!
retardinho by funkybeats September 16, 2011

Mundial Retardinho Soccer 

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.
My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

retardon 

The result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a boner, based on the combination of the words "retard" and "hardon."
"I accidentally clicked on some retard porn and I was surprised when I got a total retardon!"
retardon by The Urban Queen Again August 25, 2013

Camp Retardundo 

1) The mythical place where idiotic people you meet as adults spent their childhood summers.

2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.
1) Dude - you meet that new moron in accounting? Looks like another proud grad of Camp Retardundo.

2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?
Camp Retardundo by dano jamo February 25, 2009

ritardando 

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.
you're such a ritardando!
ritardando by nerm November 19, 2003