4 definitions by Mumble Tumpkin

That retardid spelldid his name for the first time then watched Teletubbies for 16 hours straight.

That retardone needs a gravestone made of paper mache.

Pedro: "I went to immigration, but the sign said, 'Mexicannot.'"
Pedro's brother, Guadlupo: "That's fair, turn around and live a life of poverty and spicy hookah."

Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."