Rejent 

A male smoking, trying to be a gangsta or just looking like a bad person; secretly soft inside.

Likes to wear hoodies.

- Look at this guy. You see him?
- Yeah, he's so Rejent.

Rejent by reczusztardka January 2, 2019

sir-rejection 

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

sir-rejection by jpg3 April 12, 2014

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.

Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

Premature Rejectulation by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Walgreen’s Reject 

When even Walgreen’s won’t allow you to come into the store.

It’s not easy living your life as a Walgreen’s Reject.

Walgreen’s Reject by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Regents Exam 

The most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by Albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.

1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.

2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL

3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?

4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.

Regents Exam by 23Jwacak354 June 17, 2009

Semen retention 

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.

You heard about semen retention?

Semen retention by Ctsdj November 14, 2019

Reject humanity, return to monke 

apes together strong

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

Reject humanity, return to monke by A waste of air March 15, 2021