n. Any laptopcomputer with such ridiculously monstrous specs and customized features that it is worth at least triple the amount of the base price. Usually owned by gamers with wealthy parents.
a city or state in which there are many rapists/pedophiles that live near by. Coined by Dane Cook
Dane Cook: When I went on family watchdog.org and typed in where i live, i thought i would get one or two dots. but brrrrrrrrl so many dots! i live in rapetopia!
A type of poetry used to lull potential rape victims into a false sense of security before the attacker makes his move.
Hey Juan, I saw this hot drunk chick walking home alone the other night so I pulled over and was all like "Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the car, i've got a knife", and the girl was like "oh no you di'int", and then she realised that actually, I did.
1) n. A person that pounces on drunk girls and leads them into their bedrooms for some lovin'.
2) v. The act that such a person commits.
3) v. rapetoring: going out to rapetor.
1) Mike: Dude, check out that girl in the pink tank top.
Andy: The chick that's nearly passed out?
Mike: Yeah, I'm gunna take her back to my place.
Andy: You're such a rapetor
2) Rick: I think I'm gunna rapetor that girl in the blue sweater.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.