Definitions by WankMit
Rapetry
A type of poetry used to lull potential rape victims into a false sense of security before the attacker makes his move.
Hey Juan, I saw this hot drunk chick walking home alone the other night so I pulled over and was all like "Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the car, i've got a knife", and the girl was like "oh no you di'int", and then she realised that actually, I did.
Rapetry really works.
Rapetry really works.
Wank Mit
A mitten used to aid masturbation. Often knitted from wool. A posh alternative to the wank sock.
Available in male and female flavours.
Available in male and female flavours.