An expression of entitlement usually used by government employees who think you should be grateful that they provide a service you don't want which is funded by stolen money. An acronym for 'Thank Me For My Service.'
"I just got back from a tour of duty occupying another country in order to further a corporate agenda. You should tmfms by buying me a drink."
by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
The phenomenon that occurs during fellatio where the person performing the blowjob closely resembles a small mammal sucking termites out of a stump. The term can also apply when someone is really enjoying a Popsicle or a banana.
by WWWJWD May 13, 2016
The acronym for 'Thank You For Your Service.' Usually used ironically to express that you did not actually want the service in question. It's also a polite way to say "go fuck yourself you jackbooted thug."
Cop: "I'm citing you for a seatbelt violation. It's a $200 fine but it's for your own good."
Citizen: "TYFYS"
Citizen: "TYFYS"
by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
Thank You For Your Service. Non-ironic usage to be used for waitstaff, retail clerks, or anyone else providing a service that you appreciate.
Waitress: Here's another beer sir is there anything else I can get you right now?
Me: I'm fine for now, TYFYS.
Me: I'm fine for now, TYFYS.
by WWWJWD May 27, 2016
Make money, don't love hoes. A word of encouragement or advice used to remind someone to make good choices with regards to their finances and interpersonal relationships.
My coworker just asked to borrow $300 for another abortion. That guy really needs to learn to MMDLH.
by WWWJWD May 12, 2016
Rapid aggressive dick biting. A signature martial arts maneuver whereby a small and seemingly friendly dog latches onto your penis and shake its head with great enthusiasm. Can causing extreme pain, blood loss, and death.
by WWWJWD June 06, 2016