An expression of entitlement usually used by government employees who think you should be grateful that they provide a service you don't want which is funded by stolen money. An acronym for 'Thank Me For My Service.'
"I just got back from a tour of duty occupying another country in order to further a corporate agenda. You should tmfms by buying me a drink."
by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
Rapid aggressive dick biting. A signature martial arts maneuver whereby a small and seemingly friendly dog latches onto your penis and shake its head with great enthusiasm. Can causing extreme pain, blood loss, and death.
by WWWJWD June 06, 2016
Make money, don't love hoes. A word of encouragement or advice used to remind someone to make good choices with regards to their finances and interpersonal relationships.
My coworker just asked to borrow $300 for another abortion. That guy really needs to learn to MMDLH.
by WWWJWD May 12, 2016
by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
The phenomenon that occurs during fellatio where the person performing the blowjob closely resembles a small mammal sucking termites out of a stump. The term can also apply when someone is really enjoying a Popsicle or a banana.
by WWWJWD May 13, 2016
The acronym for 'Thank You For Your Service.' Usually used ironically to express that you did not actually want the service in question. It's also a polite way to say "go fuck yourself you jackbooted thug."
Cop: "I'm citing you for a seatbelt violation. It's a $200 fine but it's for your own good."
Citizen: "TYFYS"
Citizen: "TYFYS"
by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
Thank You For Your Service. Non-ironic usage to be used for waitstaff, retail clerks, or anyone else providing a service that you appreciate.
Waitress: Here's another beer sir is there anything else I can get you right now?
Me: I'm fine for now, TYFYS.
Me: I'm fine for now, TYFYS.
by WWWJWD May 27, 2016