Rapetop

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n. Any laptop computer with such ridiculously monstrous specs and customized features that it is worth at least triple the amount of the base price. Usually owned by gamers with wealthy parents.

My rapetop puts your Macbook Pro to shame!

Rapetop by katrinioso August 30, 2009

Words you can keep

Rapeopotamus

A man that looks extra rapey. He is usually chubby and sweaty, but this is not a requirement.

If you catch a chubby guy leering at you, he is probably a rapeopotamus. Do not engage him, walk away quickly.

Rapeopotamus by Tink Tink December 28, 2012

Related Words

Rapetop • rapetopia • rapetor • rapetown • Rapecopter • Rapeophile • Rapeophiliac • Rapeopotamus • rapetoast • Rapetober

rapetown

A metaphorical destination, arrived at via hardship or undue stress.

Today's calculus test took me to rapetown and back.

There was an accident on the freeway today, and considering the traffic jam it caused, I may as well have gone straight to rapetown.

rapetown by JesusG6K June 24, 2011

Raptop

a Notebook commonly used by raptors, with a raptor driven interface.

Hey man did you check out that new youtube video on my raptop?

Raptop by Djaries February 1, 2009

rapetopia

a city or state in which there are many rapists/pedophiles that live near by. Coined by Dane Cook

Dane Cook: When I went on family watchdog.org and typed in where i live, i thought i would get one or two dots. but brrrrrrrrl so many dots! i live in rapetopia!

rapetopia by onewholaughsalot14 May 19, 2009

rapetor

1) n. A person that pounces on drunk girls and leads them into their bedrooms for some lovin'.
2) v. The act that such a person commits.
3) v. rapetoring: going out to rapetor.

1) Mike: Dude, check out that girl in the pink tank top.
Andy: The chick that's nearly passed out?
Mike: Yeah, I'm gunna take her back to my place.
Andy: You're such a rapetor

2) Rick: I think I'm gunna rapetor that girl in the blue sweater.

3) Randy: I feel like going rapetoring tonight.

rapetor by Shivam V December 30, 2008

rapetoast

Repost. A link or meme that has already been posted by someone else. Usually in the same thread.

That guy keeps rapetoasting memes that are older than the internet.

rapetoast by WWWJWD May 15, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026