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Rageboner 

It's when you hate something so much that you want to have sex with it.
That stuck up bitch is so annoying she's giving me a rageboner!
Rageboner by Boner Expert August 8, 2012

Risemonger 

The host of a show who is funnier than its contestants.
"I participated on this show, but I got Risemongered."
Risemonger by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015

rageboner 

A word created by the awesome Youtuber Ray william johnson. To be in the extreme mental state of anger and fury. So extreme that you turn erect.
Did you see his boner? I thought he was angry
Yeah its called a rageboner
rageboner by Youtubefan August 11, 2012

Cuntwhore Rapemonger 

Rapemonger:

Very much like warmonger

A person who deliberately has sex with someone, regrets it afterwords and later claims it was rape to avoid admitting to sex or save another relationship or self image.

CuntWhore:

A female that people consider a slutcunt or whore who does things deliberately for attention or to make themselves look good regardless of how much it will hurt other people.
Megan cheated on her Boyfriend Jason, and now instead of admitting that she had sex with another man she is saying that she was raped.... Megan is such a Cuntwhore Rapemonger!

"Dude did you hear about that Cuntwhore Rapemonger Sadie? Apparently she went around saying she was raped by this guy and she hasn't even ever had sex... jesus what is wrong with women these days."

rageminer 

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rageminer: "stop quoting everything i say with the nerd emoji" 🤓

Rageboner 

The word 'Rageboner' is frequently used by youtube trolls.

Ray William Johnson picked up the word when he played a Troll in some of his earlier videos.
"Is it weird this gave me a Rageboner?"
Rageboner by AussieGirl222 August 13, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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