Definitions by Nygmobblepot

gibberfingers 

When you type to fast and what you mean to type comes out as gibberish.

Alternatively, when one hand is off position by one key on the keyboard and you wind up typing gibberish.

"U webt ti tge nakk tidat."

"What?"
"Sorry I had gibberfingers."

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"I wanted to know if you wanatsad to go to the movies tonight."
"Typing too fast?"

"Yeah, I have gibberfingers."

gibberfingers by Nygmobblepot May 16, 2017

Permanent Dust Collector

A sex toy you spent too much money on, that you didn't like after you tried, so it sits there collecting dust because you can't sell it.

"I wasted money on a permanent dust collector."

Permanent Dust Collector by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015

Risemonger 

The host of a show who is funnier than its contestants.

"I participated on this show, but I got Risemongered."

Risemonger by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015

Into the Woodsed 

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.

I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.

Into the Woodsed by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014