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Risemonger 

The host of a show who is funnier than its contestants.
"I participated on this show, but I got Risemongered."
Risemonger by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015
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risemonger 

A salty motherfucker who's a bit too cheeky and hits their time of the month far too soon
Connor spilled cheez-it's on the floor by accident, then apologized. Then, blinded by rage, Isaac went on a rampage like the cheeky little risemonger he is.
risemonger by Shlangjamin July 1, 2015

risemongler 

Someone who asks too many questions; Refer to Askhole
Jon: "Lets see what the definition is"
Burnie: "Why haven't we fired that risemongler yet"
risemongler by Njlamp September 2, 2016

Cuntwhore Rapemonger 

Rapemonger:

Very much like warmonger

A person who deliberately has sex with someone, regrets it afterwords and later claims it was rape to avoid admitting to sex or save another relationship or self image.

CuntWhore:

A female that people consider a slutcunt or whore who does things deliberately for attention or to make themselves look good regardless of how much it will hurt other people.
Megan cheated on her Boyfriend Jason, and now instead of admitting that she had sex with another man she is saying that she was raped.... Megan is such a Cuntwhore Rapemonger!

"Dude did you hear about that Cuntwhore Rapemonger Sadie? Apparently she went around saying she was raped by this guy and she hasn't even ever had sex... jesus what is wrong with women these days."

Rapemonger 

To get overwhelmingly clusterfucked
If I walked out on an NFL field, I would get absolutely “rapemongered.”
Rapemonger by Bruh_moment_69 January 11, 2025

Ragemonger

To incite or spew out inflammatory rhetoric for the purpose of angering a person or a group of people, thereby creating conflict and instigating mayhem.
How does anyone fall for Donald Trump's ragemonger bullshit?
Ragemonger by Mr. Defender March 27, 2026
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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