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Risemonger 

The host of a show who is funnier than its contestants.
"I participated on this show, but I got Risemongered."
Risemonger by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015
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risemonger 

A salty motherfucker who's a bit too cheeky and hits their time of the month far too soon
Connor spilled cheez-it's on the floor by accident, then apologized. Then, blinded by rage, Isaac went on a rampage like the cheeky little risemonger he is.
risemonger by Shlangjamin July 1, 2015

risemongler 

Someone who asks too many questions; Refer to Askhole
Jon: "Lets see what the definition is"
Burnie: "Why haven't we fired that risemongler yet"
risemongler by Njlamp September 2, 2016

Cuntwhore Rapemonger 

Rapemonger:

Very much like warmonger

A person who deliberately has sex with someone, regrets it afterwords and later claims it was rape to avoid admitting to sex or save another relationship or self image.

CuntWhore:

A female that people consider a slutcunt or whore who does things deliberately for attention or to make themselves look good regardless of how much it will hurt other people.
Megan cheated on her Boyfriend Jason, and now instead of admitting that she had sex with another man she is saying that she was raped.... Megan is such a Cuntwhore Rapemonger!

"Dude did you hear about that Cuntwhore Rapemonger Sadie? Apparently she went around saying she was raped by this guy and she hasn't even ever had sex... jesus what is wrong with women these days."

Rapemonger 

To get overwhelmingly clusterfucked
If I walked out on an NFL field, I would get absolutely “rapemongered.”
Rapemonger by Bruh_moment_69 January 11, 2025

Ragemonger

To incite or spew out inflammatory rhetoric for the purpose of angering a person or a group of people, thereby creating conflict and instigating mayhem.
How does anyone fall for Donald Trump's ragemonger bullshit?
Ragemonger by Mr. Defender March 27, 2026
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