ROTFLMAOAP 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At Phoenix
An acronym used by dorks to express amusement towards their spouse.

Dang, my wife is so silly, she get's me ROTFLMAOAP!

ROTFLMAOAP by Phoeshizzle My'Nizzle July 20, 2008

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.

Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN by SassyPirate July 22, 2008

ROTFLMAO 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

HAHAHA ROTFLMAO!!!

ROTFLMAO by Scott Sasaki July 19, 2002

ROTFLMAAOBPO 

- Rolling on the floor laughing my ass and other body parts.. off.

chad: can you please hand me my arm, its over there.
chaz: why is your arm over there..
chad: i was recently rotflmaaobpo.

ROTFLMAAOBPO by ilovetorofl April 22, 2009

roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants

Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!

roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

ROTFLMAOPOTFDITP 

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, pissing on the floor, dancing in the piss.

Rebecca: A bird shat on me :(
Auvs: ROTFLMAOPOTFDITP !!!!!

ROTFLMAOPOTFDITP by Auvsss April 4, 2009

roflmaoasc 

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.

-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1

roflmaoasc by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007