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rotflmaosptmn 

Slang for-
"rolling on the floor laughing my fu**ing a** off spitting pepsi through my nose".

*this only happens in the case of extreme funni-ness while drinking pepsi.

**do not try this at home.
"dude no way, rotflmaosptmn!!!"

ROTFLMAOSHTMTURAFIMC 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard that my turban unraveled and fell in my curry...nothing is this funny so it's usually used for epic sarcasm or for people to exaggerate for no apparent reason.
dude 1: u been on LOLcats?
dude 2: yeah! i was ROTFLMAOSHTMTURAFIMC!!1
dude 1: wow! calm the fuck down it's not that funny... =_="

rotflmaoshtmsfoaidmt 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard that my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco
Person 1 : *tells really funny joke*
Person 2 : *rotflmaoshtmsfoaidmt*
rotflmaoshtmsfoaidmt by KKkcool August 17, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026