rotflmaosptmn 

abbreviation for
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off spitting pepsi through my nose

"that's so funny, rotflmaosptmn!!"

rotflmaosptmn by kerrysue April 1, 2008

rotflmaosptmn 

Slang for-
"rolling on the floor laughing my fu**ing a** off spitting pepsi through my nose".

*this only happens in the case of extreme funni-ness while drinking pepsi.

**do not try this at home.

"dude no way, rotflmaosptmn!!!"

rotflmaosptmn by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk March 17, 2008

ROTFLMAOSHTMTURAFIMC 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard that my turban unraveled and fell in my curry...nothing is this funny so it's usually used for epic sarcasm or for people to exaggerate for no apparent reason.

dude 1: u been on LOLcats?
dude 2: yeah! i was ROTFLMAOSHTMTURAFIMC!!1
dude 1: wow! calm the fuck down it's not that funny... =_="

ROTFLMAOSHTMTURAFIMC by someone_took_the_name_i_wanted January 1, 2011

rotflmaoshtmsfoaidmt 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard that my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco

Person 1 : *tells really funny joke*
Person 2 : *rotflmaoshtmsfoaidmt*

rotflmaoshtmsfoaidmt by KKkcool August 17, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019