Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while licking lovely ladies' lower lips having a car ride trashing the fuck out of the place throwing beams of light out in all directions slamming pans against my
head psycho-like throwing
dogs into oncoming traffic losing my socks in a storm of roflcopters distilling beverages banging my
head against the curb with my hair on fire somewhere in Ohio while pissing in my pants.