SassyPirate's definitions

Colorado Cappuccino

When you're hiking in the Rocky Mountains with your partner and their Yeti mug they bought at Sierra runs empty, hold the mug over your brown eye and release the steaming hot diarrhea you've been holding in all morning. Finish by cranking one out and making a design in the foamy top.

She ran out of water in her Yeti mug during our hike, so I was able to give her a Colorado Cappuccino since we had chili last night!

by SassyPirate January 11, 2026

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by SassyPirate December 30, 2024

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by SassyPirate February 25, 2023

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.

Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

by SassyPirate July 22, 2008

Map

1. Diagram showing the locations of various land features, cities, roads, etc.

2. In a videogame, it is the world around you that you play on. Can be called a level, but levels have a certain sequence. Maps do not.

1. According to this map, we need to take the next exit and head east on Interstate 90 to Spokane.

2. de_dust is one of my favorite Counter-Strike maps.

by SassyPirate April 14, 2006

social engineering

The art of hacking people rather than computers. Most of the time it's easier than hacking computers because people are so stupid that you can just ask them for passwords and credit card information and they'll give it to you!

Me: Hello, Mr. Adamson? Yes, I need your credit card number, email address and password.

Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...

by SassyPirate September 2, 2005

BOH

Shorthand for "Bag Over Head" which refers to a girl with a hot body but an ugly face.

Guy 1: Damn, look at that ass! And those tits.... daaaaayyyyyuuummmmm!

Guy 2: Woah shit, she got some buck-ass teeth, man, and a lazy eye!

Guy 1: Oh, she's a BOH, just put a brown paper bag over her head.

Guy 1 and 2: Hehehehehehehehehe.....

by SassyPirate June 29, 2005