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ROTFLMAOPOTFDITP 

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, pissing on the floor, dancing in the piss.
Rebecca: A bird shat on me :(
Auvs: ROTFLMAOPOTFDITP !!!!!
ROTFLMAOPOTFDITP by Auvsss April 4, 2009

Rotflmfaobowyjs 

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off because of what you just said. Mostly used as a sarcastic phrase.
zOMG. Rotflmfaobowyjs. n00b.

rotflmaaobpowstc

rolling on the floor laughing my arse and other body parts off while scaring the cat.
*after hearing a joke*
Man: rotflmaaobpowstc
rotflmaaobpowstc by Ellie December 18, 2003

rotflmaaobpoip 

Roling on the floor laughing my ass and other body parts off in pain
None at this moment sorry
rotflmaaobpoip by 1337 November 19, 2004

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026