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The sex was so good, it made me quimper.
quimper by Chris Villanueva February 26, 2005
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1. quimper ( n ): a whiny noise made by the vagina. closely related to the minge burp. sounds like a fridge door opening but squeekier.

2. quimper ( n ): a piece of clothing so badly knitted it looks like it was made by a blind person with no hands.

1. i was going down on her when suddenly she quimpered in my face.

2. shit, that top nan made for me for xmas is a proper quimper
quimper by JoeStBlaBlaBla April 18, 2006
Related Words
1. Noun; City in Brittany, France
2. Verb; Involuntary response of a vagina in anticipation of an enjoyable sexual congress. Pormanteau of "quim" and "whimper"
Ooh Margorie, I tell you what, Harold called me from the office to suggest we go to bed straight after University Challenge tonight. My heart went all a-flutter and my muff had a little quimper
Quimper by bighairyotter March 12, 2023
* Spelling represents a combination of Quick and Skimmer

Part of speech:

1) Verb:

- Definition: To flip through pages in a book or scroll down a list.

- Frequency of use: High

2) Adjective:

- Definition: Quick or Summary.

- Frequency of use: Medium

3) Noun:

- Definition: The quick or summary version, usually of a story.

- Frequency of use: Low
Ex 1 -

Most commonly used as a verb:

"Jackson missed a few classes last week, so he was anxious to quimmer someone's notes before the exam."

Ex 2 -

As a continuous form of the verb phrase:

"Jackson was quimmering through his classmate's notes before the exam so he could could get one more good look at the study material."

Ex 3 -

Being used as a command:

"Quimmer it." (...said Jackson's classmate as she handed him her notes before the exam.)

Ex 4 -

As an adjective:

Jackson had just enough time to read through the quimmer version of the notes before the exam.

Ex 5 -

As a noun:

Jackson should have read the quimmer his classmates put together after school last week. (Background story: he was at the parking lot across the street doing donuts.)
Quimmer by AmWordly September 18, 2012
Quimer

1. (n) A vaginal sexual Shiver, Tremor, Flutter, Quiver or Shake during sex.

2. (v) In the sexual act of coitus; a tremble or an intense sexual shake induced by sexual pleasure.
"Last night during wild intense sex, my girlfriend quimmered and screamed in ecstasy!

"Man I go wild when chics quimer in bed during hard sex"!

By fivepak, April 18, 2022
Quimer by fivepak April 17, 2022
A sick news service for summarized news coming in September 2012
Dude, did you check out the updates on Quimmer yet?
Quimmer by drmlazer11 September 3, 2012
A man whose hobby it is to sniff the bicycle seats of females.
Guy 1: My hobby is to sniff the bicycle seats of females
Guy 2: Quirper!
quirper by Nasty May 13, 2004
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