Quipper

Someone you hate or hold content for

I went to a restaurant and a quipper stank up the whole room. I had to leave.

These damn quippers are taking over our country

by The Archs of Jinja October 4, 2023

quipper

A pal or buddy. Somebody you have known for a long time.

It's been a while, what's up quipper.

by D. Rucker November 14, 2006

quipportunity

A quipportunity is the fleeting moment when a clever response is both timely, and funny.

Etymology: The word is an amalgam of 'quip' and 'opportunity' capitalizing on 1) the shared 'p' and 2) the fact that the 'portunity' portion of the word opportunity carries all of the meaning even without the displaced prefix.

I recently had a missed quipportunity when I told my sister that we saw the 2012 "Spider-Man" movie, and she asked how it was. I said it was "awesome," but the missed quipportunity was to reply, "Amazing" (since the name of the movie is "The Amazing Spider-Man").

by Neologian-PJG July 12, 2012

quirper

A man whose hobby it is to sniff the bicycle seats of females.

Guy 1: My hobby is to sniff the bicycle seats of females
Guy 2: Quirper!

by Nasty May 13, 2004

Quisper

Subtlety ask someone a question about a person you are having a conversation with to a friend.

We were having a conversation with Mary, Luke and Fred, and I wasn't sure if Mary and Luke were together so I had to quisper to Fred.

by KEMMA SLAY June 30, 2016

quimper

Combination of quiver and a wimper.

The sex was so good, it made me quimper.

by Chris Villanueva February 26, 2005

quippet

It's like saying pun, but in fancy bitch language.

He had many quippets in his performance.

by Super Big D Word Man May 15, 2016