Quimmery

The female pastime of pruning their private pubic parts in order to make them more attractive and welcoming for visitors to the vaginal palace.

“I’m just doing a bit of quimmery as my fanny’s Forest of Dean is as overgrown as Grotbag’’s growler”.

Quimmery by Rimmer Hoe October 23, 2019

Quimmer 

* Spelling represents a combination of Quick and Skimmer

Part of speech:

1) Verb:

- Definition: To flip through pages in a book or scroll down a list.

- Frequency of use: High

2) Adjective:

- Definition: Quick or Summary.

- Frequency of use: Medium

3) Noun:

- Definition: The quick or summary version, usually of a story.

- Frequency of use: Low

Ex 1 -

Most commonly used as a verb:

"Jackson missed a few classes last week, so he was anxious to quimmer someone's notes before the exam."

Ex 2 -

As a continuous form of the verb phrase:

"Jackson was quimmering through his classmate's notes before the exam so he could could get one more good look at the study material."

Ex 3 -

Being used as a command:

"Quimmer it." (...said Jackson's classmate as she handed him her notes before the exam.)

Ex 4 -

As an adjective:

Jackson had just enough time to read through the quimmer version of the notes before the exam.

Ex 5 -

As a noun:

Jackson should have read the quimmer his classmates put together after school last week. (Background story: he was at the parking lot across the street doing donuts.)

Quimmer by AmWordly September 18, 2012

Quimmer 

A sick news service for summarized news coming in September 2012

Dude, did you check out the updates on Quimmer yet?

Quimmer by drmlazer11 September 3, 2012

Quimmerson Love Gun 

A variation of the famous one in the pink and two in the stink routine because the thumb plays the one-string banjo at the same time

I gave the missus a Quimmerson Love Gun last night and i made her cum so hard she almost had an aneurysm !

Quimmerson Love Gun by Isaac Hunt November 5, 2008

Quimmer 

Quimmer - Slang,

Use 1: A slang or derogatory term towards gay people (A mix of different words, Eg;

Queer, Quim, Queen, Rimmer, Rim Job. (These words are generally asssociated with Gay men hence the term quimmer).

Use 2: Quim(mer)- Slang, Someone who enjoys giving oral sex to females.

Examples of Use.

1.I was at the mens urinals the other day in a pub when the quimmer stood next to me looked at my penis and smiled. I ran away fearing for my behind.

2. Did you see troy the other night?. He's a Quimmer isn't he.?

3. Fuck off you quimmer.

4. Stop being such a quimmer.

Quimmer by Andy Chambers December 13, 2008

Quimmer 

When you see someone attractive and you can’t help but quiver over them in a sexual way.

She looks so good. She’s really making me Quimmer.

Quimmer by Quimmering Keith July 4, 2018

Quimmer 

To quiver after sex having achieved orgasm.

Her whole body quimmered... Each cell reverberating with tiny blissful aftershocks.

Quimmer by JJautoson December 6, 2019