Definitions by bighairyotter
Quimper
1. Noun; City in Brittany, France
2. Verb; Involuntary response of a vagina in anticipation of an enjoyable sexual congress. Pormanteau of "quim" and "whimper"
2. Verb; Involuntary response of a vagina in anticipation of an enjoyable sexual congress. Pormanteau of "quim" and "whimper"
Ooh Margorie, I tell you what, Harold called me from the office to suggest we go to bed straight after University Challenge tonight. My heart went all a-flutter and my muff had a little quimper
Quimper by bighairyotter March 12, 2023
Deliveroo and wank
The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.
"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
Deliveroo and wank by bighairyotter August 10, 2021
Wittenham Clumps
1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.
2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire
2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire
Wittenham Clumps by bighairyotter June 22, 2020