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A man whose hobby it is to sniff the bicycle seats of females.

Guy 1: My hobby is to sniff the bicycle seats of females
Guy 2: Quirper!

quirper by Nasty May 13, 2004

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Quisper

Subtlety ask someone a question about a person you are having a conversation with to a friend.

We were having a conversation with Mary, Luke and Fred, and I wasn't sure if Mary and Luke were together so I had to quisper to Fred.

Quisper by KEMMA SLAY June 30, 2016

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Quipper

Someone you hate or hold content for

I went to a restaurant and a quipper stank up the whole room. I had to leave.

These damn quippers are taking over our country

Quipper by The Archs of Jinja October 4, 2023

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quimper

Combination of quiver and a wimper.

The sex was so good, it made me quimper.

quimper by Chris Villanueva February 26, 2005

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quipper

A pal or buddy. Somebody you have known for a long time.

It's been a while, what's up quipper.

quipper by D. Rucker November 14, 2006

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quimper

1. quimper ( n ): a whiny noise made by the vagina. closely related to the minge burp. sounds like a fridge door opening but squeekier.

2. quimper ( n ): a piece of clothing so badly knitted it looks like it was made by a blind person with no hands.

1. i was going down on her when suddenly she quimpered in my face.

2. shit, that top nan made for me for xmas is a proper quimper

quimper by JoeStBlaBlaBla April 18, 2006

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quirkers

sex

are you on the quirkers

quirkers by trualyz December 11, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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