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A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.
I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023
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Quifo • quiff • quif • quiffle • quinoa • quife • quiffers • Quift • quiffy • Quirofilia

Quirofilia 

I never knew quirofilia was one of my kinks until i saw how hot his hands were.
Quirofilia by Quirofilia June 7, 2018

quixoticelixer 

A Red Hot Chili Peppers b-side off the Californication CD, relating to depression, love, being under the influence, but genereally... being quixotic.
Some people spell "quixotic elixer", and others spell "quixoticelixir", and last but not least "quixotic elixir"...all wrong.
It changes from mellow to upbeat and couldn't be more amazing.
Smell you with your going to hell expression
Quixoticelixer might
But it will probably not fix your bite
quixoticelixer by Laurakkkkkk October 27, 2007
A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.
Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.
quinoa by Flakey March 17, 2014

gravity bong quif

the sound generated when using a gravity water bong and pulling the bottle to the very edge of the water before inhaling
We were talking about the inequalities generated by NAFTA when Johnny pulled a gravity bong quif
gravity bong quif by Moose85 April 23, 2007
One of the oldest cities in South America. It has beautiful colonial buildings, as well as a modern part called "Quito Norte." As previously said, there are several private schools across Quito. It is not true, however, that the only thing to do there is going out dancing and drinking. Quiteños are rather deep and well educated people with
whom you can have nice conversations about life and politics. Quito can be a wild city if you visit the right places: Avenida Amazonas and a few other places in Quito Norte. You may also want to visit "El Panecillo" to get a view of old Quito.
There is nothing better than sitting at a café in Quito to smoke a cigar and have a cup of coffee while watching all the beautiful quiteñas walking by. I love Quito.
Quito by Raúl Soleimani January 23, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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