quife 

A "vaginal fart". Typically caused by the compression of air in the vagina during intercourse.

He: Did you just fart?
She: No, that was a quife

quife by Dradle April 1, 2009

quife 

a fart from the vagina usually during sexual intercourse when the penis stimulates the farthest point of the vagina

-Dude, what the f**k was that!
-Just a quife.

quife by Josh Lioliodis April 8, 2003

quife 

When air escapes through a woman/girl's vag. It is closely related to a fart

Shelly quifed on Brad's lap. Brad made a face because they were having sex.

quife by ArtisticBetch August 11, 2008

quife 

a fart out of ur vigina

krissy && kami just had a quife

who just had a quife cuz i did!!

quife by lil' krissy is here bitchez! December 22, 2008

Quife 

A way to describe a queen who is also your wife. Mostly used by people who simp and have no idea if they want to go with ‘Queen’ or ‘Wife’

El: “That’s it, I’m k—lling Jaehee.”
SR: “NO DON’T K-LL MY QUIFE!”

Quife by God.SR August 6, 2022

Quife

A problem or a conflict with someone or a situation

“I have a quife with my teacher for not writing my rec letter yet after 5 months”

Quife by Lalelalo October 28, 2025

quife eater` 

NO THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING! A good thing would be a pussy eater. This is just another insult.

Bob: I hate you
Nick: Shut the hell up you quife eater!

quife eater` by friend of Jesus, I live in Tokyo September 29, 2003