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quick dick

1.) the phenomenon of being undeniably fucked in a rapid, unpredictable way. An unforeseen fuckjob.
1.) "What the hell? Where did this ticket come from?" "QUICK DICK!"

2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
quick dick by a55hor53 May 11, 2014
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Quick Dick

When a girl uses a guy for sex.
Brandon: Dude my Ex just wants to have sex because her boyfriend is out today.

Jonathan: Wtf slut shes using you as a quick dick.

A booty call for girls.
Quick Dick by p3n1z March 18, 2012

Quick dick

Slang term for someone who can’t last longer than a minute. It’s used in a mocking manner.
Ranch: HAHAHA, your such a quick dick, why did i even give you a blow job?!
Brady: I’m Sorry I just got excited!
Quick dick by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Quick dick

To suffer from premature ejaculation. The inability to last long enough during sex to please the partner.
Why did Ryan and Stephie break up? Ryan had a bad case of quick dick and she just couldn't deal with it any more...
Quick dick by GoneJuan February 21, 2015

dick me quick

A quick way to notifiy your friends of an attractive male/female that one would shag.
Tara:dick me quick!!
Lauren:where?
Tara:over there!
Lauren:Oh my god...
dick me quick by ilovecheeese June 6, 2009

Quick-Dicking

1. To be taken by surprise in an attack.
2. Pre-ejaculating during sex.
3. Going around screwing everyone
"That black man keeps quick-dicking me!"
"That camper keeps quick-dicking me on Black Ops!"
"I heard about you quick-dicking all those guys around town!"
"Dude, he is known for quick-dicking right before he gets laid
Quick-Dicking by CityWok666 June 29, 2011

quack dick

dick that smells so loud you turn into a duck
1: How was hanging with Kyle last night

2: He was a good kiss, but you wouldn’t believe how bad his quack dick was
1: Expected
quack dick by Tierbey September 15, 2021
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