Imaverybadperson's definitions

Yeast feast

A tradition were you line up yeast infected vaginas, and then proceed to eat them out. Then you choose the best vagina and then proceed to fuck it.

“Bro, I just had the best yeast feast, it was soooo good, you should come sometime.
Nah.”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Salty Oreo

The sex act were you cum on a cookie and proceed to hide the cum by placing another cookie over it, it is most common for Oreos, it’s also common to cum in dough as a chef to add an extra salty taste,

shaq: “Did you hear about the chef who came inside the dough?
Luke: Bro... no wonder it was extra salty!
Shaq: It’s the salty Oreo!”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

The Chinese roach

The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.

Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

White flag

I sex act in which you get up to 100 men to ejaculate in a small handkerchief, so it appears to be white, and then proceed to lay it down on a recipients face, it originated in the Isle of Man. It is normally considered unorthodox.

Anne: That white flag was nasty. I felt the enzymes.
Frank: I thought that was a myth!

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Quick dick

Slang term for someone who can’t last longer than a minute. It’s used in a mocking manner.

Ranch: HAHAHA, your such a quick dick, why did i even give you a blow job?!
Brady: I’m Sorry I just got excited!

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019