Definitions by GoneJuan

Brain dragger 

Someone who revels in accomplishing nothing, at great mental expense. An argument that goes nowhere, save for numbing the mind of those who hear it.

Donald is such a brain dragger

Brain dragger by GoneJuan September 5, 2022

Dick trip 

When a person attempts to operate out of their intellectual weight class and gets called out for it.

Did you see the muhfkkr Eric try and be smart, boy's a total dick trip.

Dick trip by GoneJuan August 30, 2022

Quick dick

To suffer from premature ejaculation. The inability to last long enough during sex to please the partner.

Why did Ryan and Stephie break up? Ryan had a bad case of quick dick and she just couldn't deal with it any more...

Quick dick by GoneJuan February 21, 2015