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1.) the phenomenon of being undeniably fucked in a rapid, unpredictable way. An unforeseen fuckjob.
1.) "What the hell? Where did this ticket come from?" "QUICK DICK!"

2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
by a55hor53 May 11, 2014
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When a girl uses a guy for sex.
Brandon: Dude my Ex just wants to have sex because her boyfriend is out today.

Jonathan: Wtf slut shes using you as a quick dick.

A booty call for girls.
by p3n1z February 08, 2012
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To suffer from premature ejaculation. The inability to last long enough during sex to please the partner.
Why did Ryan and Stephie break up? Ryan had a bad case of quick dick and she just couldn't deal with it any more...
by GoneJuan February 21, 2015
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