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The civilians placed in charge of a barracks, or "bachelor enlisted quarters". Notorious for their far-reaching demands and authority, they are often avoided at all costs.
"The barracks people burst into my room again and told me I need to empty my trash."

Jon took note of the new loudspeaker/siren horn strobe combo fire alarm that had been installed in his room, free of charge. He also took note of the large pile of crumbled drywall shavings left on the floor below it. He briefly pondered whether or not this kind of shit happens in North Korean internment camps before just taking it because he has no other choice.

"What the hell? What's this paper on my desk?" SEE BARRACKS MANAGER ASAP. "My trash can isn't even half full!"
by a55hor53 May 12, 2014
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1.) the phenomenon of being undeniably fucked in a rapid, unpredictable way. An unforeseen fuckjob.
1.) "What the hell? Where did this ticket come from?" "QUICK DICK!"

2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
by a55hor53 May 11, 2014
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1. (adjective) Totally, permanently and irreversibly fucked. Similar to fubar but with the extra condition of being irreversible.
"Dude got t-boned by a semi going 70. He's fucked shut."
by a55hor53 September 19, 2019
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