Skip to main content
"hey Brandon, Brock has not stopped quanning!"
quanning by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016
Related Words

quarting 

A woman farting and queefing at the same time.
I just paid this girl to start quarting for me last night
quarting by CNO January 11, 2015
To be chilled, laid back, or even hyper. To be in a good mood.
A: Why is Kyle so happy?
B: He's Quaning Fool!
Quaning by DERKBIZE June 15, 2009
A solo sexual act, practiced mainly by vegetarians and vegans. Consisting of imaging intamacy with a fictional partner while using frozen Quorn products to beat your gentiles till a climax is reached.
Me and Erica are going to watch each other quourning.
quorning by Compsci May 8, 2005

quarking 

quarking is a ninja ballerina snowboard style term, borrowed from quantum physics. It is defined as 🏂 1: riding with the shoulder outside the nose of the board while on toe edge.

2: You are riding against the fall line on top with the shoulder outside the nose of the snowboard, and attempting to ride a toe edge elipse, the other way.

3: Quark stylers, are also crouching low after the Apex instead of extending the skeleton, riding completely out if control, and 4: this is why Lindsey Vonn hates snowboarders and most skiers as well. 5: Y'all are hoodie-wearing mamaboy snowboarders, some bearded..... 6: Quarking is also the basic neurological expression of hesitation on mountain and off mountain. ie, if you correct the quarking habit with Ninja ballerina technique you will no longer quark off mountain (hesitate) in your personal life, we've seen.
7: And in snowboard lesson ride school quarking is called riding separated, it is incorrect, according to AASI, it's riding with the shoulder outside the hip while on toe edge. 8: 99% of all snowboarders do it including the Olympians in the park. They're all quarking down the pipe in some capacity. I am the ninja ballerina and I'm the best ever outside the park on a snowboard and currently. I have coined this term and while I'm riding if you hear me shouting at you "you are quarking", we are pointing this out for posture correction.
You're quarking
quarking by ninjaballerina March 29, 2019

Quarniness 

A heighten state of sexual arousal that is primarily caused by long periods of isolation with little to no human contact due to the 2020 SARS-CoV-2 "Coronavirus" Pandemic.
Man the Quarniness is killing me, it's been 4 months of being stuck inside with no trim listening to these dumb fucking idiots The Boomer Doomers on tv talking about a bunch of shit no one gives a fuck about, meanwhile the American Dream is as dead as the next pussy I get to smash.
Quarniness by Rlessary June 25, 2020