52 definitions by Doos Jarus

chemtankner

A chemical tank-container

Reverse osmosis takes place in a chemtankner as part of the Cola-creation process!

by Doos Jarus May 14, 2021

ditchertation

a ditched Ph.D. dissertation

One cannot successfully defend a ditchertation.

by Doos Jarus January 5, 2021

reflexivcise

reflexive exercise

Yoga is the epitome of reflexivcise, encouraging mindful body movement.

by Doos Jarus January 16, 2021

irtual

the virtual version of "actual"; i.e., to "virtual" as "actual" is to "factual"

While the actual constitutes the factual, the irtual comprises the virtual.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2021

freesical

a free physical

I do not get a freesical for my achy hands.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2021

Binoccupy

occupation of binoculars by a ghost, possibly one's deceased spouse

The ghost of our home's last owner might binoccupy this pair of zoom lens.

by Doos Jarus July 18, 2020

Amerriage

American marriage

Amerriage is risky, with roughly a 50% success rate.

by Doos Jarus January 15, 2021